The only sucessful way ever documented to kill a Moose is to hit it extremely hard in the solar plexus with a trumpet, this causes its guts to explode out its face, otherwise they are immortal.
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Excellent advice, sir Barry. Many a man has met his Moosey fate because of a lack of willingness for the government to communicate this fact more clearly.
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