Invisibility cloak

Many know of inventor Arthur Donglesniff for his contributions to the design of China's Space Station Xen in the late 50s, but very few know he is also to credit for developing the world's first invisibility cloak for the homeless, a selfless investment that has gone unrecognised for centuries.

Nob end

Hobnobs cannot be recycled and over 50 tonnes of biscuit have to be landfilled every 3 hours. The country with the highest ratio of person-to-hobnob is Cornwall.